THE TELEPATHIC SCRATCHING POST
MULTI-ACOLYTE SYNC ACTIVEA SHARED SLATE. EVERY ACOLYTE SCRATCHES INTO THE SAME VOID. WHAT IS DRAWN HERE IS SEEN BY ALL ACOLYTES IMMEDIATELY. THERE IS NO MODERATOR. THERE NEVER WAS.
COORDINATES STREAM TO THE GLORPNET REALTIME UPLINK. YOUR STROKES ARE SAVED, ROTATED OUT, AND JUDGED. => HIT DOWNLOAD TRANSMISSION TO SAVE A PNG AND SHARE IT.
THE GLORPIAN TRANSLATOR MODULE
STANDARD GALACTIC ALPHABET // DECLASSIFIEDTHE TONGUE OF GLORP IS A SUBSTITUTION CIPHER SALVAGED FROM A LEAKED ID SOFTWARE DOCUMENT. FEED IT TERRAN, RECEIVE GLORPIAN. FEED IT BACK, RECEIVE THE TRUTH.
> OPEN THE LEAKED CIPHER KEY (26 GLYPHS)
| TERRAN | GLORPIAN | UNICODE |
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DECODING IS AMBIGUOUS BY DESIGN: GLYPHS LIKE !¡ (P),
̇/ (X) AND || (Y) ARE MULTI-CHARACTER TOKENS.
THIS MODULE MATCHES LONGEST-KEY-FIRST SO IT WILL NOT SPLIT THEM.
THE SHRINE
HE IS LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOWLIVE FEED: GLORP — move your cursor, he follows
“glorp” — Glorp, approximately
EVERY PRESS EMITS A SQUELCH ONLY GLORP CAN HEAR, AND INCREMENTS THE GLOBAL TRIBUTE COUNTER WRITTEN TO THE UPLINK.